"we’re having mcdonalds for dinner"
"i made cookies"
"i did your laundry for you"
"we’re going out you’ll be home alone for a few hours"
au where I give a fuck
Anonymous asked: marry me please
mom can i borrow $100,000 please i’ll give u it back when im rich and famous
if a friend does something wrong, dont forget the things they did right
which boob is the clitoris
Mom: when I was your age….
Anonymous asked: I live for your /tagged/me
bless your soul